All of a sudden I have to see Pinocchio. I haven't seen reviews for a movie this bad since Battlefield Earth, and I loved Battelefield Earth. There's just something about horribly bad movies that brings a bit of sunshine to my life. I'm doing some reading of reviews at rottentomatoes.com and this is the best line yet:

From the New York Times (registration required to read the entire review): How Many Actors Does It Take to Make a Log Talk? It's an oddity that will be avoided by millions of people, this new "Pinocchio." Osama bin Laden could attend a showing in Times Square and be confident of remaining hidden.