Oh man, I am so incredibly conflicted on this. I so want it to be true, but something tells me that it isn't...oh the jokes I could make. The jokes. Man...

Ananova - Woman shot in chest but saved by silicone implants A Brazilian woman, shot in crossfire between police and drug dealers, was saved by her silicone breast implants.
Doctors said the silicone had slowed the bullet up enough to prevent it from causing her a serious injury.