So I was checking my e-mail (none of you readers has sent me anything lately...shame on you!) and saw a headline that, for whatever reason, interested me and clicked it to find myself in the relationship section of MSN. Oh joy. So I'm randomly clicking advice columns and, all at once, I find myself being perfect or pretty damn-near it again. All the whiney women and all the advice to guys points right at moi and yet here I sit, at home, alone, typing on my stupid blog. A couple weeks ago I asked a small handful of people what about me makes me "undateable" and I only got a few things, none of which seem to me to be so lethal as to make me leper-like in my repulsion of women. Oh well.

Good night.