why?

So I took the LSAT today...and who should I see there but this amazingly hot girl that's interested in me. Okay, she's probably not hot to most people but with red hair and blue eyes she was to me...kinda nerdy-ish too which is all the better...and freckles on the knape of her neck...and a nice smile... But anyway, she pays attention to me and stuff, chit-chatting the couple times we were alone before and after the test. smiling a lot too...just to me.`

...but she was proctoring the damn thing and so I couldn't do anything about it lest I be "investigated" by the stupid LSAT people. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Why does God hate me so?