we need a proctologist, stat!

Someone should take up a collection to get whatever it is that's stuck up John Thompson's rectum removed. Seriously, this guy has real issues. Writing the FCC because the word "shit" is mumbled under breath on 60 Minutes? C'mon.

With the world going to shit like it is these days, it's amazing what some people find important. I mean, Attorney General Ashcroft is starting up a war on porn and there are all sorts of people out there trying to pass a Constitutional Amendment that for only the second time in history (the first being prohibition...and see how well that worked) deny American citizens their rights. There all over the place too... And what's funny is that right now they're all ignoring the "war on terra" but the second the shit hits the fan and something bad happens (or rather, something "good" in terms of the Bush adminstration's approval rating) they snap to attention and start bitching and moaning about how real issues, like how the entirity of the human race outside American borders hates us, aren't addressed because the lousy Democrats are holding up Judicial nominees or some such bullshit.

Perhaps I've been watching too many zombie movies lately, but it's all like when a platoon of zombies are gnawing on the remains of the fifth to last guy in the movie when the soon-to-be fourth to last guy uncautiously rounds the corner and the zombies take immediate notice and action...