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Today's news is brought to you by George W. Bush's total abandonment of the chief objective of the War on Terror™:
The simple fact of the matter is, had Dubya not pulled troops out of Afghanistan to pursue his Mesopotamian wet dreams, we'd have caught the man long ago. But no, that didn't happen and so he lives still...long enough to tape videos and have them broadcast on Al Jazeera.
"I'll repeat what I said. I truly am not that concerned about him."
- George W. Bush (March 13, 2002)
The simple fact of the matter is, had Dubya not pulled troops out of Afghanistan to pursue his Mesopotamian wet dreams, we'd have caught the man long ago. But no, that didn't happen and so he lives still...long enough to tape videos and have them broadcast on Al Jazeera.
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