do you feel safer?

The United States government is currently tracking down 400,000 fugitives -- all of whom were to supposed to have left the country for one reason or another.

It's all under control though. Because of the Bush administration's handling of the war on terra, 80 agents are on the case. Eighty agents...that means that each one only has to track down 5000. That's a snap. We are so lucky we have a president that's really pushing for the shit that matters and not just creaming his shorts over the thought of bombing brown people back into the stone age.