twas the day before christmas...

...and the kids were all bad

So we sat them down, told them what they would have gotten, and sold their gifts on eBay.

Ho Ho Ho.

edit: Sorry, the first (actually, second) aution listed above got cancelled, the new one is here.

re-edit: Relisted again here. eBay's givin' 'em some static (and a bunch of worthless asswipes are putting in fake bids...these people should be castrated and their gonads fed them on skewers made of shards of their own bone).