and the asswipe of the week is...

...Austin Aitken of Cleveland, Ohio who, after having watched the contestants on NBC's Fear Factor eat rats, lost his appetite. He's now suing the network for $2.5 Million.

The guy might be crazy, however. The lawsuit he filed was hand-written. Not only that but, and this is funny, he is "not at liberty to discuss the complaint unless it is a paid-interview situation."