the plot thickens

So I guess the finger at the center of the big Wendy's drama was given to Anna Ayala, the extortionist bitch, to settle a $50 debt. The first thought that came to mind was how there's absolutely no way that that would play out in fiction -- $50. That's just not nearly enough to make any sense. Then again, the guy who lost it was almost proud of losing it -- showing it off to friends:

"My son is a happy-go-lucky guy. He thought it was cute to show" the severed finger, Shouey said. "It's like a man thing."

Firstly, that's sick. Secondly, I know my man thing looks nothing like a finger.