you might be a terrorist...

The Bush adminstration has added another activity that might link you to terrorism -- downloading pirated music. From The Hollywood Reporter:

"I think legislation is absolutely necessary as we are at a critical point as the technology is changing so quickly," [Attorney General Alberto] Gonzales said. "Because of the changes in technology, it's so much easier (to pirate) now. What that's doing is encouraging large-scale criminal enterprises to get involved in intellectual property theft, and that involvement is used, quite frankly, to fund terrorist activities. It is a great concern to the Department of Justice and the administration."

...so if you're doing drugs while dissenting with the official word of the almighty Bush administration and listening to that Britney Spears you liked but not well enough to buy the whole damn CD (not to mention if you're ...gasp! a Muslim or atheist!) you might as well strap a bomb to your own chest and visit the nearest pizzeria.

I am so ready for whoever the hell is going to be president in 2009. I'd take just about anyone at this point.