this brothel is a hoot

In a desperate way for a BJ? Go to Hooters. The Smoking Gun has posted a lawsuit that suggests that a Hooters corporate trainer told employees that "if you need the extra money, go ahead and suck a dick or fuck a customer if the money is right." So there you go boys...talk about a full service establishment. To make matters more interesting, the frontpage of the Hooters website has a link to a "news" item titled "Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is!...there's a joke there, but I'm too busy working on my final final of the semester to come up with it.

...that's what the comment link is for my friends.